Saturday, August 18, 2012

Frum Tor Agin

Deer Bad Laydee,

'Smee, Tor.

I wanted to talk to yoo agin abowt those things yoo bring intoo my howse.  Yoo nowe whut I meen.  Theese things.

Thees is new. 
I don't get it.  They wuz egggs, and now they is fuzzee and stinkee.  I not like them.

Dis my dissappprooval disaapprooval unhappee face.
Why yoo not let me eet them?  It wood be ovur quik.  I wood stalk them,

I is stelthee
Then put my fut in there like dis,

Oh no!  The bad man claw gets mee!
 And then SLUURP!

I is demonstraytin demunstrayteen showing yoo.
I wood bite them like dis bocks.  Yum!  All gone.

They bothur me, bad laydee.  They squeek like a toy, but yoo say they is not toys.  Huh?

Dat's all I's gonna say about dat.

But P.S-- Pleeze get rid of dis one, too.


Hee's big and not afraid of me aneemore.  In fact, hee peks my face.  Ouch!  The horrur!

Oh, and I don't think hee shoold wach TV.  It will rot his brayn.

Frum,
Tor

5 comments:

  1. Oh, I am cracking up! Poor Tor. But I'm sure he thinks he is much higher on the evolution chain than that little fuzz ball wearing the sock on his butt!
    ~~Lori

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  2. Deer Bad Laydee,
    You are a hoot!
    From Michaele

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  3. Hahahaha!! The cat batting the ducks, love the pics! And the words to follow! Great.
    I gotta say I've never seen a duck in a diaper before! Looks kinda funny!

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  4. OMYGOSH... Grey in the diaper... precious! The whole thing was too funny and I am still laughing!

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  5. That diaper clad duck is too funny! I think my dogs feel the same way about me bringing chicks inside. :) Great post.

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