You know you were due yesterday?
Well....You didn't give birth.
Well, you were due yesterday. As in not today or tomorrow. Minerva went early, you know.
Do I look like Minerva?
No.... but wouldn't you rather pop those little ones out, so you can stop walking around in a daze, contracting all over the place? There are people waiting here, you know.
Maybe you got your dates wrong. I don't feel like giving birth today, either.
Nope, I have a calendar and a program. They both say you were due yesterday. So....get on with it, ok??
I'll take it under consideration.
I'm feeling very 2:00 in the morning right now. Perhaps on Tuesday.
And so we wait.....