This Seems Familiar....

There seem to be ducks in the house again.

I wonder if they get in through a crack in the foundation? 

Seems odd to have a duck infestation this time of year, don't you think?

I should probably call some pest control company or other.  Nip this problem in the bud. 

Oh hells!  They've gotten into the bathtub!  This is serious. I'll call someone.  It's obvious the duck repellant I put down in the spring is no longer doing it's job.

Wait...  let me see if I can get a cat to take care of it.  That's why they're here, right?

Thor doing his best impersonation of a rug

Um, that would be a "no".  Guess I'll have to take care of it myself.  Last thing I want is for this to get out of hand, right?  And you know ducks.  Where there's one, there's six.