...decides to hypnotize it.
|"Look into my eyes.....you are getting sleepy...."|
...tries a Vulcan mind meld.
|"Open your thoughts to me....."|
...falls deeply in love.
|"Do you know, I've never seen a more beautiful creature than you. Your eyes, your fur....shall I compare thee to a summer's day?...."|
...forgets what the hell to do with it, since it's been years since he's caught one.
|"Ok, bear with me a second. You're a mouse, right? Now, I KNOW there was something I was supposed to do with you. Oh, WHY can't I remember? Don't suppose you wanna help me out, do you?"|
...stumbles upon a true fellow lover of philosophy.
|"No, I agree. You do take your right arm in, and you do take your right arm out. I only question if that really is what the Hokey Pokey is all about? And why pokey in the first place?"|
Give me your best shot. There's a world of possibility here!