I am VEREE not happee wif yoo. Wut is going on heer? Wy, o wy do yoo brings thees thingses intoo my howse?
Yoo noe wut I'm talking about. Theses:
Wut the heck, bad laydee??
Wut is those?
|I fink it's an aleeun. 'S hed is rullee big.|
'Snot a mowse. 'Snot a burd. I don liek it. It mooves funnee. Wy is dey on the tabul? I's not eeven allowwed on the tabul.
Dere's liek a gajilleeon of dem. Dey's evureewhere. So much, dat I's not feel saef.
|See mee? I's hidin. Dem's scayree.|
Jus when I think I can commes owt, BAM! Dey striyk!
|Heer I is, comming owt. Feelin saef. Not a caer in de wurld. La la la.|
|Den HULLO!!! Bad ting rite dere!!! I has to hyde agin!!|
AAAAHHHH, Bad Laydee! AAAAHHHHH!!!
So, maek dem go, o. k.? No moor of de bad things in the howse.
An definitelee NOT on de tabul. O. K.?
Scayred, scayred Tor