I iz not amuzed

Peeple!!!!

Dey gived me a baff!

DEY

 

GIVED

 

ME

 

A

 

BAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wat de heck???????

WY, peeple????  WY????

Firs dey washd de littl kittehs. 

I sed "ha ha.  deh littl kittehs iz wet.  ha ha"

Den dey cam fur me.

Dey sed "Tor, yoo haz fleez.  yoo needs a baff."

Nuh uh. 

NUH.

 

UH.

But dey did it anyways.

Now I iz wet.

I iz not amuzed.

But.....
                     ..................
                                        ...............

I iz gettin my lazur eyes warmd up.

And soon dey will pay.

Oh, yes....

Deer Bad Man AND Bad Laydee,

 

Sleep wif one eye open.

 

Frum, 

Tor