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What?
You know you were due yesterday?
So?
Well....You didn't give birth.
Your point?
Well, you were due yesterday. As in not today or tomorrow. Minerva went early, you know.
Do I look like Minerva?
No.... but wouldn't you rather pop those little ones out, so you can stop walking around in a daze, contracting all over the place? There are people waiting here, you know.
Maybe you got your dates wrong. I don't feel like giving birth today, either.
Nope, I have a calendar and a program. They both say you were due yesterday. So....get on with it, ok??
I'll take it under consideration.
I'm feeling very 2:00 in the morning right now. Perhaps on Tuesday.
We'll see.
And so we wait.....
Lol...Oh those babies...they come when they're ready, don't they!? Silly babies!
ReplyDeleteWishing you and Lilly a swift, uncomplicated birth.... hopefully not at 2 am!!
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