...decides to hypnotize it.
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| "Look into my eyes.....you are getting sleepy...." |
...tries a Vulcan mind meld.
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| "Open your thoughts to me....." |
...falls deeply in love.
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| "Do you know, I've never seen a more beautiful creature than you. Your eyes, your fur....shall I compare thee to a summer's day?...." |
...forgets what the hell to do with it, since it's been years since he's caught one.
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| "Ok, bear with me a second. You're a mouse, right? Now, I KNOW there was something I was supposed to do with you. Oh, WHY can't I remember? Don't suppose you wanna help me out, do you?" |
...stumbles upon a true fellow lover of philosophy.
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| "No, I agree. You do take your right arm in, and you do take your right arm out. I only question if that really is what the Hokey Pokey is all about? And why pokey in the first place?" |
Or....????
Give me your best shot. There's a world of possibility here!
"OR I CAN JUST SIT ON YOU AND SQUISH YOU TO DEATH!"
ReplyDeleteIS THIS IN YOUR BEDROOM? DID HE BRING IT IN FROM OUTSIDE? DID IT GET AWAY?????